Happy Halloween, creeps! Well, Halloween’s technically over by now…sorry, just came back from one hell of a party. But, no worries. It’s like I’ve always said, every day is Halloween! I’ve got one more trick for you guys too. I’ve covered or at least mentioned a few horror icons in the past. But, there seems to […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Leatherface"
Hey, guys! It’s the Dash-Man and Happy Mischief Night to you all! Before we start, I wanna remind all of you to be safe out there. Don’t cause too much trouble, or you get no candy tomorrow…I mean it. Anyways, as I was scrambling all over looking for something interesting to review tonight, I’ve come […]Read more "Dash Reviews…The Babysitter"
Greetings, creeps! This is Dash Jordan and…I’m sorry that I don’t have a review for ‘Boo 2! A Madea Halloween’ for you today. I know, but let me explain something to all of you. But, let me ask this…is it really necessary for me to review it? Writing a review for a sequel that no […]Read more "Dash Rants…Has Tyler Perry Lost His D@#N Mind?"
What’s up, everyone? It’s the one and only Dash Jordan here and…well, I thought I would have a treat for you guys for this year’s Dash-O-Ween. You know, finish what I’ve started? The truth is, I’m not really sure how to feel about today’s film. I mean, it’s not really what I was expecting. At the same […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Ginger Snaps 2"
Hey, guys! Dash Jordan here. I just want to give you guys a quick warning. Due to the subject matter of this film, as well as other films in the ‘Friday the 13th’ franchise, there may be some partial nudity and violence. Just to clarify, this article is NSFW. Thank you, hope you enjoy the […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Friday the 13th: A New Beginning"
What’s going on, guys? It’s Dash Jordan and we’re still going strong in this year’s Dash-O-Ween. Today, it’s time for the big one. The ultimate showdown…At least, I hope it is. Sure, there’s a chance that Nostalgia Critic just doesn’t care. Hey, I try to be optimistic. In all honesty and all joking aside, I […]Read more "Dash 10s…Best Stephen King Films"
Hey, guys! It’s dash Jordan here…did you miss me? I know I haven’t been around in a while, but I wasn’t gonna skip the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. After all, I’m the Spirit of Halloween! Welcome to another Dash-O-Ween! Oh, yes…you’ll dash too. You’ll dash too! You’ll dash too! You’ll dash […]Read more "Dash Reviews…It (2017)"