What’s up, everyone? It’s the one and only Dash Jordan here and…well, I thought I would have a treat for you guys for this year’s Dash-O-Ween. You know, finish what I’ve started? The truth is, I’m not really sure how to feel about today’s film. I mean, it’s not really what I was expecting. At the same […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Ginger Snaps 2"
Hey, guys! Dash Jordan here. I just want to give you guys a quick warning. Due to the subject matter of this film, as well as other films in the ‘Friday the 13th’ franchise, there may be some partial nudity and violence. Just to clarify, this article is NSFW. Thank you, hope you enjoy the […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Friday the 13th: A New Beginning"
What’s going on, guys? It’s Dash Jordan and we’re still going strong in this year’s Dash-O-Ween. Today, it’s time for the big one. The ultimate showdown…At least, I hope it is. Sure, there’s a chance that Nostalgia Critic just doesn’t care. Hey, I try to be optimistic. In all honesty and all joking aside, I […]Read more "Dash 10s…Best Stephen King Films"
Hey, guys! It’s dash Jordan here…did you miss me? I know I haven’t been around in a while, but I wasn’t gonna skip the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. After all, I’m the Spirit of Halloween! Welcome to another Dash-O-Ween! Oh, yes…you’ll dash too. You’ll dash too! You’ll dash too! You’ll dash […]Read more "Dash Reviews…It (2017)"
Hey! What’s going on, everybody? This is the one and only Dash Jordan making a most triumphant return. I know it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you guys, I’ve just been very busy and haven’t had time to give you guys any new material. I’m also aware that I’ve missed a lot of […]Read more "Dash Reviews…The Lost Boys"
What’s going on, guys? Firstly, I couldn’t help but notice that some of you guys have still been checking out my site and reading my old material. I know it’s been a long time since I’ve written anything, but I have been going through a lot of things lately. A lot of changes, it took […]Read more "Dash Rants…The Fappening NEEDS To Die! (The Return of Dash Jordan)"
Hey, guys! Just so you know, the trailer for the upcoming ‘Atomic Blonde’ is “Red-Band”. Which means that this particular trailer will contain some intense violence, strong language, gratuitous sexual content, and partial nudity. The images from this trailer are NSFW and not recommended for anyone under the age of 18 or anyone who is […]Read more "Dash News…’Atomic Blonde’ Official Trailer"