What’s going on, guys? It’s the Dash-Man! Yes, yes, I know you guys missed me and I’m sorry to keep my public waiting. The thing with that is, I know I promised that my next review was going to be a request. NO! NO! NO! NO! You don’t deserve the privilege! Why? Because you guys […]Read more "Dash Reviews…xXx: Return of Xander Cage"
Hey, everyone! It’s the Dash-Man and I’m sure you guys are just about sick and tired of me ranting on and on about 2016. Well, I’m tired of talking about it, personally. So, I guess we all gotta suffer. Okay, okay, fine…I promise I’ll move on to different things after this last list. I may have […]Read more "Dash 10s…Best Movies of 2016"
Happy New Year, everybody! It’s Dash Jordan and allow me to welcome you all here to the year 2017. Hope you guys enjoyed the first couple of days. I did, surprisingly. You know the saying, “new year, new me”? Well, I certainly hope that’s true because I have a really good feeling about this year. I’m […]Read more "Dash 10s…Worst Movies of 2016"
Hey, everyone! It’s Dash Jordan, and allow me to say Happy New Year. Welcome to the year 2017. Now, I really wanted to do this article much sooner. But, it was New Year’s so I’d figure I do some catching up with some friends, family, and a bottle of Jack Daniels. I think it’s safe […]Read more "Dash Rants…Why 2016 Can Go Die?"
Hey, guys. This is Dash Jordan, I would just like to say a few things before I begin this review. We all know how much of a cultural impact the Star Wars franchise was and still is. So, of course, it comes as an utter shock to know that the world has lost one of […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Rogue One: A Star Wars Story"
Happy holidays, everybody! It’s Dash Jordan with some good, old-fashioned Holiday fear for you all…well, at least the film I’m reviewing thinks its good, old-fashioned Holiday fear. Yeah, no. You guys get to dream of sugar plums, while I get a constant migraine tonight. Jack Frost’s nipping at my nose…and my self-respect. ‘Jack Frost’ is […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Jack Frost(1997)"
Hey guys, how’s it going? Now before I start this review, I would just like to say something to you all. Don’t worry, ‘Scrooged’ doesn’t have any nudity or violence, nothing like that. In fact, this has nothing to do with today’s movie. I wanted to take this time to apologize for my absence. After […]Read more "Dash Reviews…Scrooged"