Hey, guys! It’s the Dash-Man and Happy Mischief Night to you all! Before we start, I wanna remind all of you to be safe out there. Don’t cause too much trouble, or you get no candy tomorrow…I mean it. Anyways, as I was scrambling all over looking for something interesting to review tonight, I’ve come […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…The Babysitter"What’s up, everyone? It’s the one and only Dash Jordan here and…well, I thought I would have a treat for you guys for this year’s Dash-O-Ween. You know, finish what I’ve started? The truth is, I’m not really sure how to feel about today’s film. I mean, it’s not really what I was expecting. At the same […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…Ginger Snaps 2"Hey, guys! Dash Jordan here. I just want to give you guys a quick warning. Due to the subject matter of this film, as well as other films in the ‘Friday the 13th’ franchise, there may be some partial nudity and violence. Just to clarify, this article is NSFW. Thank you, hope you enjoy the […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…Friday the 13th: A New Beginning"What’s going on, guys? It’s Dash Jordan and we’re still going strong in this year’s Dash-O-Ween. Today, it’s time for the big one. The ultimate showdown…At least, I hope it is. Sure, there’s a chance that Nostalgia Critic just doesn’t care. Hey, I try to be optimistic. In all honesty and all joking aside, I […]
Read more "Dash 10s…Best Stephen King Films"Hey, guys! It’s dash Jordan here…did you miss me? I know I haven’t been around in a while, but I wasn’t gonna skip the most wonderful time of the year for nothing. After all, I’m the Spirit of Halloween! Welcome to another Dash-O-Ween! Oh, yes…you’ll dash too. You’ll dash too! You’ll dash too! You’ll dash […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…It (2017)"Hey! What’s going on, everybody? This is the one and only Dash Jordan making a most triumphant return. I know it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you guys, I’ve just been very busy and haven’t had time to give you guys any new material. I’m also aware that I’ve missed a lot of […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…The Lost Boys"What’s up, everybody? It’s Dash Jordan here and I’ve recently been thinking…I haven’t done a proper review of an animated film in a while, so why the hell not? Say what you will about Warner Bros. and DC Comics…I know I have. But, at least I can always count on DC Animation to be somewhat competent. […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…Justice League Dark"Happy holidays, everybody! It’s Dash Jordan with some good, old-fashioned Holiday fear for you all…well, at least the film I’m reviewing thinks its good, old-fashioned Holiday fear. Yeah, no. You guys get to dream of sugar plums, while I get a constant migraine tonight. Jack Frost’s nipping at my nose…and my self-respect. ‘Jack Frost’ is […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…Jack Frost(1997)"Hey, guys! It’s Dash Jordan here. Sorry for starting things off like this and I promise I won’t take long. I just want to give a brief disclaimer to anyone who’s under the age of 18 or easily offended. The following movie doesn’t feature any actual nudity or gore, but there are plenty of suggestive […]
Read more "Dash Reviews…Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"Hey, everyone! It’s Dash Jordan and All Hallows Eve is just around the corner. Tonight, I thought it would be nice that we take a look at yet another horror film that’s a little more modern. Don’t worry, I’ll check out some older stuff soon enough. Right now, however, we’re going to check out a […]
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